My Shitty Reality TV Show

Heres a few things i found online…

Roses are red
Pakis are brown
thats my race
so don’t put it down!!
My PAKI pride
I will not hide
My PAKI race
I will not disgrace
My PAKI blood
flows hot & true
My PAKI peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our PAKI flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
PAKIS ARE THE BEST!!!
PAKI Pride in my mind
PAKI BLOOD is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the PAKI crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your PAKI
You die with good ass pride!!!!!!!

PAKIZ RULE N U KNOW ITZ TRU,PAKIZ KUMMIN SO LET US THROUGH,
IF U AINT A PAKI GET DA FK OUT OV DIZ BAND,OR WELL SMAK U WID A HARD RYT HAND,U CANT KOMPARE WID US SO DONT EVEN TRY,KOZ WE BATTLERZ MAN WE FLY SO HIGH,U AINT GOT SHIT ON US YAH KNOW,BUH STILL WE PUMPED ALL YAH BITCHEZ N HOEZ.
DIZ SHIT IZ ALL BOUT PAKIZ SO ANY OOOVA MUVAAFUKA GO SUK YAH MUM!

My sister and me doing the pulp fiction at my other sisters mehndi.

Cant wait for this to come out!

Yeah I hate red too. Unless its the inside of Conors asshole.

After experiencing this 4 min 35 secs of pure nirvana inducing sweet symphony of visuals and sounds I just feel this is what I was born to do… what my life has been leading up to… Slowly simmering away.
Mark my words before i die I WILL make a video topping this!!

Sure I’ll have to gain a few pounds… buy a HD video camera… find a way to give my face that dirty complexion get the hair style down… but damnit I will get there! All those are easy anyway the tough bit is to find a female willing to indulge in this saintly endevour…

I just realized I’m prolly related to these assholes in some way. The songs punjabi so I’m guessing the people are too… see I told you… It’s fate maaan I must do this!

My fav position is The Osama: I lay back and she blows the hell out of me.